this is so funny!!
story #1
agent: before we proceed,i need to have some information bout you..so can i have your billing address please?
cust:[dictating her address very fast] 5687 gruda st. apartment number 11A -------- rhode island
agent: (because of confussion he ask).. ooohhh.. im sorry ms cust i wasnt able to get the last part..mmm...was that a ROAD or an ISLAND??
from: uRprincess
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agent: Thank you for choosing company, my name is...how may i help you?
caller: son(sweet old american lady), help me!!! There's a SHARK inside my computer, oh my god, its getting nearer and nearer! it'll bite me!!!
...it turned out that she's looking at the screen saver of her computer... hehehe
from: atomica
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tsr: now, I want you to press F2 as soon as you see the D**L logo.
cust: ok...
cust: nothing's happening..
tsr: tap on it a few times..
cust: nothing's happening..
tsr: make sure that's F2 you're pressing ok..
cust: yeah, I'm pressing the letter F and the number 2 at the same time..
from: blue_oranges
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echnical support for desktop computers, old lady ang customer, tungkol sa optical mouse niya...
CUSTOMER: my mouse is not working, it doesn't have a "ball."
TECH: your mouse is an optical mouse, that's why it does not have a ball.
CUSTOMER: no! you don't understand, my mouse is not working, it does not have a "ball."
(old lady could not understand what an optical mouse is so the tech spent about 30 minutes on her just trying to explain why her mouse does not have a "ball.")
TECH: ma'am, may i place you on hold for a minute to...
(TECH places the customer on hold, then takes a deep breath out of frustration, then goes back to the customer)
TECH: thank you for holding ma'am, the reason your mouse does not have a "ball" is your mouse is a FEMALE mouse. Since it's a FEMALE mouse, it's a SUPERIOR mouse. It does not need to have a "ball."
CUSTOMER: oh! i understand now. well why didn't you say so right away!? ...
from: lolo_inosentes
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cust called in to cancel vision & vcommand
ccr: thank you for calling.....this is......how can i help you today?
cust: hi this is mrs. smith i just want to take off the vision & vcommand
ccr: i can help u w/ that may i ask for ur phone # blah blah blah
ccr: ok ma'am i already take off the features on your plan is there anything else? (eto na....hahaha)
cust: WHAT?!? ur taking off my pictures?! don't you ever take that off!
(anong pictures? di naman ako bisaya)nag freak out ang cust nung maliwanagan di pictures kundi features tawa sya ng tawa
from: cvgally21
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me : can i ask for your security question?
cx : go ahead
me : WHERE is your mother's maiden name?
cx : its between her first and last name
me : thank you so much for the info.
tas hold ko xa tas super tawa kme nung mga ofcm8s ko na nakarinig hahahhaa!
from: bronxdude
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agent: let me see if i understand your issue correctly, you can't correct am i connect?
from: catchthatstar
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